mga text quotes!!

I was in a poetic/philosophical/constipated mood when I typed this thang. In other words, only a few of these quotes are actually worth your while. Hehe.


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True love is not falling in love with the ugliest person you know; true love is voluntarily sharing your lunch to the classroom bully who forgot to bring his own.
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A romantic person is someone whose hidden agenda is to experience the grandest sex ever.
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An enemy is a person who craves attention, especially yours.
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A best friend is a person who is not good enough to be someone's lover (oh wag nio na lagyan ng issue ha..wahahaha).
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"Sorry" is a word spoken only by those who will commit the same sin over and over again.
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"Thank you" is a phrase used just in case "I love you" is not applicable.
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Not all people who don mohawks know how to play any "rock" instrument.
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Love lasts forever; it's romance that doesn't.
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All jokes are half-meant. Joke lang.
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The term "emo" is a shortened form of the word "emotional," not a music genre nor a fasion statement.
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(2b contnued)