$1-P50

Ladies and gentlemen, you've read correctly.

I was propped on my chair preoccupied with the PC monitor when from out of the blue, I heard the groundbreaking news from the boobtube: the peso-dollar exchange rate is 1:50. Oh my heavens. And get this: according to an analyst, it was all because of the overflowing amounts of dollars sent by OFWs to their families who've heard of Milenyo's destruction.

If this is one way to improve our country's economy then Neneng I welcome you with open arms! Overturn all the houses and uproot all the trees you can drench with your potentially destructive torrent! Woohoo!!!!

shheeeesh..how sarcastic can one man get..